Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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