Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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