we're blogging at a bar
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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