Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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