The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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