first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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