Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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