I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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