What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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