Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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