if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I supernannyed him into submission
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
