i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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