D3 body, D1 cock
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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