do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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