I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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