So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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