On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do herpes really smell.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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