my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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