i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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