Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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