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• (248): View more from Michigan

  whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?

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  be more specific...?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.

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  That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  What's the mantra for Sunday?

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  I will not have sex with him.

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• (585): View more from New York

  this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center

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