Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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