I smell stomach acid.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it