How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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