I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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