Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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