i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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