why didn't you poke me back
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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