Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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