how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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