I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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