OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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