But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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