Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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