I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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