4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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