I feel like I'm in dance class right now
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Found your dick twin last night
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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