I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.