I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Farmville is her only friend.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously