either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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