Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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