The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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