hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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