Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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