My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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