Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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