Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He? As in you personified your dick?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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