Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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