Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We are two peas in an std pod
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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