I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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