Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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