i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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