I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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