You're so nebulous sometimes
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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